Loretta: Ace Pinky Scout – Keith Graves
Loretta was an absolutely perfect Pinky Scout, just like all the women in the family before her. A gallery of portraits hung in her home, each showing an ancestral perfect Pinky scout. Her Gran was the most perfect of them all, and Loretta wanted to be like her in every way. She worked extra hard to keep her uniform spotless, and her tea parties were exquisite. Her dental hygiene was beyond compare, and she had the Pinky Scout manual memorized. She could lift weights, and every single Thursday, she saved the world. She had every badge you could earn, except … Continue reading